Friday, October 22, 2004

Jeff Foxworthy is still Awesome!

Jeff Foxworthy on Upstate New York

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food
will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96
nights each year because Saranac Lake is the coldest spot in the
nation, you might live in Upstate New York.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you might live in Upstate New York

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the
year, you might live in Upstate New York.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
there, you might live in Upstate New York.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might
live in Upstate New York.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might
live in Upstate New York.


YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE UPSTATE NEW YORKER WHEN:

1. "Vacation" means going South past Albany for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again.

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching.

6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including
weddings).

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked.

8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend / wife
knows how to use them.

9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.

10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow.

11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
and road construction.

12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next
to your blue spruce.

14. You go out to fish fry every Friday.

15. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

16. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

17. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

18. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to
all your Upstate New York friends
~LH 1 Timothy 4:12~

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know it works for western new york too!@!! BRRRRRRRRR nothing like the carolinas!

9:23 AM  

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