A NEW FIGHTING FORCE A GREAT PLAN BUT RUMMY PROBABLY WOULDN'T BUY IT!!!!
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elitefighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Missouri, Arkansas,Alabama, Georgia and Tennessee boys will be dropped behind enemy lines and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over IN A WEEK.